as my sister vacuums her house
The little dog, named buzz,
who has more fur than body,
Runs around in a circle.
It’s kind of irritating,
But at least he’s not running around
Barking at me.
I always have to bribe him
With treats for about ten minutes
But in the end he leaves me along.
Well sort of,
He’ll come and look at me
As to say -if you don’t give me something,
I’m going to bark at you.
That’s when I give the wolf stare.
As in -that’s enough
You’re not going to blackmail me.
And of course that’s when he starts barking again.